tooo funny

Take lack of sleep, mix it with a hyper phan, and add Sisqo's "Thong Song". Bake for two hours until absurd.
"THE FOP SONG"

Erik:This thing right hereIs to let everyone knowAbout the VicomteYou know. Raoul De ChagnyHahaha, check it out -

One night just he dropped on by
At my Opera House like he was fly
Eyed my protégé like she was a dish
Made me real nervous, I wasn't liking it
Cause I'm her angel, even with this face
Now he's walking around like he owns the place
Well there's a few things that he should know
Like she's my girl, and I run this show

His skull was thick thick thick
Acts a like prick prick prick
Dumb as a brick brick brick

Now listen again

His skull was thick thick thick
Acts like a prick prick prick
Dumb as a brick brick brick
And he just won't stop

'Cause he's just a fop!
Oh yeahA fop fop fop fop fop
He needs to get a clue
I didn't know what to do with
The fop fop fop fop fop

Took Christine to my lair one night
sang for her music of the night
it was goin' good til she stole the mask
want to win her love, not an easy task

She ran to that boy fast as could be
Forgot the music, turned away from me
In a fit of rage dropped the chandelier
shocked the company, filled their hearts with fear

His skull was thick thick thick
Acts a like prick prick prick
Dumb as a brick brick brick

Now listen again

His skull was thick thick thick
Acts like a prick prick prick
Dumb as a brick brick brick
And he just won't stop

'Cause he's just a fop!
Oh yeahA fop fop fop fop fop
He needs to get a clue
I didn't know what to do with
The fop fop fop fop fop

Now I'm hopping mad that she is gone
Spent six months working on Don Juan
Went to the Masquerade dressed as Red Death
Scared my managers,
Christine lost her breath

Took the ring, peeved the boy real bad
But that was playing, he should see me mad
Gonna steal her back, gonna cook his goose
Don't piss me off boy, or you'll meet my noose

His skull was thick thick thick
Acts a like prick prick prick
Dumb as a brick brick brick

Now listen again

His skull was thick thick thick
Acts like a prick prick prick
Dumb as a brick brick brick
And he just won't stop

'Cause he's just a fop!
Oh yeahA fop fop fop fop fop
He needs to get a clue
I didn't know what to do with
The fop fop fop fop fop