hi

here is an edwina spoonapple script:

BOBBY

Hi, I’m Bobby, your new next door neighbor. We just moved here from St. Louis…

EDWINA

Great! Can you sing?

BOBBY

Umm…

EDWINA

Can you dance?

BOBBY

Well…

EDWINA

You’ll learn!

BOBBY

(Bewildered)

I just came to drop off these brownies from my mom!!!

(ANNIE and some other KIDS place LARS on a stretcher.)

LARS

Make me proud, kiddo! You’re going out there the new kid on the block…but you’re coming back a STAR!

EDWINA

(Gives LARS a hug.)

Be brave, Lars!

SCOTT

(Preparing himself to receive a hug from Edwina.)

I stubbed my toe, Edwina!

(EDWINA ignores him, throwing sheet music at BOBBY as the KIDS help LARS offstage.)

BOBBY

I heard there’s a kid my age who lives here.

EDWINA

You must be thinking of my sister Katie. She’s at the Michigan Summer Match Olympics in Ypsilanti [pronounced: Ipsilanti].

BOBBY

Oh, well, I heard that we were moving in next door to the best piano player in town. Do you give piano lessons?

EDWINA

You must be thinking of my sister Myra. I’m sure you can talk to her after the show.

BOBBY

Oh, then you must be that drummer I heard practicing this morning. You sound great!

EDWINA

You must be thinking of my brother Joe.

BOBBY

Well…who are YOU?

EDWINA

I am Edwina Spoonapple, advice-giver extraordinaire. Perhaps you have heard of me.

BOBBY

Not really.

EDWINA

Would you like to be in out show?

BOBBY

No thanks.

EDWINA

No thanks necessary!

(Grabbing his arm.)

Now Bobby…we’ll just get you started on the opera, and the big tap number and…

(Gets an idea.)

You can’t eat fire by any chance, can you?